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Why do I get a 404 error?


On April 3rd, 2004, I got a package from the mail. I opened it, it was a new number keypad for my door and it came with a note saying, "Do not press 404." Later, I came back home from a party, drunk, and I accidentally pressed 404, then dark void arose from the ashes and appeared out of nowhere, I heard screams of people, swallowing everything whole into a "parasocks". Then on April 5th, I woke up and don't remember what happened on the 4th.